Lemming Thoughts on Parade

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hope tomorrow isn't "Conga"

I've been feeling the need to post something but with the holidays, there's limited time, so here's just a short one. Do you ever wake up in the morning with a song in your head? No reason; not like you just heard that song or anything; it's just there. It's like when your mind was processing all the shit in the recesses of your mind through the night the song just came out of some black hole back there, swished around, and got stuck in the front of your brain. Well, I had one of those experiences today. Woke up with "Turn the Beat Around" playing repetitiously in my mind. And not even the old Vicki Sue Robinson version (which is just a bit more tolerable). No no. It was the more horrific Gloria Estefan rendition. Could not get it out for HOURS. I tried watching tv. I tried listening to something that doesn't suck (some say Gloria sucks matza salty balls). Nothing helped. Then for no reason it was gone as quickly as it started. I guess I just found a more stressful distraction. Now that I've written about it of course it is back. Guess it's time for bed.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Wondering What to get the kiddies for Xmas????

I just checked out this list of the "Greatest Toys of all Time" on Retrocush. It made me realize not only that I was a spoiled brat because I actually owned MORE THAN HALF of the toys on the list, but also how lucky I was not to be permanently maimed by many of said toys.

Unfortunately, I don't happen to own any of these toys any more- if I did, maybe I would be a millionaire (or I could be arrested because some of them have since been banned.

Seriously, you should read the blurbs about each toy. They are very, very naughty, and some even sound like they could have been written by Garrett. Hilarious! Enough, said?

Please to enjoy.... and let me know if you've owned any of the good ones on the list. If you still have 'em, I'll be right over! : )

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